Posted by: showgait | April 3, 2010

LAYOFFS….FUNNY

This is an excellent boss;

 

Dear Employees:

 As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to
 the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our
 taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

 To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to
 increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our
 prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we
 will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

 This has really been bothering me since I believe we are
 family here and I didn’t know how to choose who would
 have to go.

 So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots
 and found sixty ‘Obama’ bumper stickers on our
 employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the
 ones to let go. I can’t think of a more fair way to
 approach this problem. They voted for change….. I gave it
 to them.

 I will see the rest of you at the
 annual company picnic.

 THE BOSS

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